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12 Aug 2007, 19:52
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Autobuzul pleaca din statie, dupa el alerga o doamna si striga:
- Oameni buni, opriti va rog autobuzul ! Intarzii la lucru ! Pasagerii il roaga pe sofer sa opreasca. Doamna se urca si spune bucuroasa: - Uff, am reusit… Acum biletele la control, va rog ! Ploua torential. Un betiv se impiedica si cade intr-o baltoaca... Cineva vrea sa-l ridice, dar el protesteaza: - Lasati-ma! Ma descurc! Eu stiu sa inot! Salvati mai intai femeile si copiii! Trei betivi erau pe o cale ferata. Primul betiv zice:Bai, ce scara lunga! Al doilea:Ba,i tin-te de balustrada, sa nu cazi! Al trelea: Ce prosti sunteti, nu vedeti ca vine liftul... "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
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