Bancuri
12 Aug 2007, 19:52
Post: #5
Autobuzul pleaca din statie, dupa el alerga o doamna si striga:
- Oameni buni, opriti va rog
autobuzul ! Intarzii la lucru !
Pasagerii il roaga pe sofer sa opreasca. Doamna se urca si spune
bucuroasa:
- Uff, am reusit… Acum biletele la control, va rog !

Ploua torential. Un betiv se impiedica si cade intr-o baltoaca...
Cineva vrea sa-l ridice, dar el protesteaza:
- Lasati-ma! Ma descurc! Eu stiu sa inot! Salvati mai intai femeile si copiii!

Trei betivi erau pe o cale ferata.
Primul betiv zice:Bai, ce scara lunga!
Al doilea:Ba,i tin-te de balustrada, sa nu cazi!
Al trelea: Ce prosti sunteti, nu vedeti ca vine liftul...

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Bancuri - by Cho_Chang - 06 May 2007, 12:07
Re: Bancuri - by Harry_the_boy_who_lived - 06 May 2007, 12:53
Re: Bancuri - by Lyra Dust - 06 May 2007, 13:05
Re: Bancuri - by deeutzik_nebunik - 23 May 2007, 09:38
Re: Bancuri - by Kennya Allen - 12 Aug 2007, 19:52
Re: Bancuri - by waydreamer - 13 Aug 2007, 07:02
Re: Bancuri - by Kennya Allen - 14 Aug 2007, 17:25
Re: Bancuri - by Ingrid Flamesbort - 16 Aug 2007, 16:18
Re: Bancuri - by waydreamer - 22 Aug 2007, 07:06
Re: Bancuri - by Kennya Allen - 28 Aug 2007, 20:33
Re: Bancuri - by lil-me - 17 Sep 2007, 20:07
Re: Bancuri - by Cheyenne Laurette - 17 Sep 2007, 20:09
Re: Bancuri - by Kennya Allen - 17 Sep 2007, 20:31
Re: Bancuri - by Cheyenne Laurette - 17 Sep 2007, 20:38
Re: Bancuri - by Aida-chan - 24 Oct 2007, 20:01
Re: Bancuri - by Charlizze Di Rino - 19 Nov 2007, 21:08
Re: Bancuri - by Black Rose - 09 Dec 2007, 21:06
Re: Bancuri - by Black Rose - 11 Dec 2007, 18:09