Faze demne de citat din HP !

[Samantha Hawkins]

Deci, incep eu, cu niste faze la care si acum mai rad cand le citesc

Asta in Marea Sala, cand Gilderoi Lockhart isi face... cunoscuta prezenta de ziua indragostitilor impodobind toata incaperea cu fluturasi, inimioare si chestii roz:

"Ron pointed to the teachers' table, apparently too disgusted to speak. Lockhart, wearing lurid pink robes to match the decorations, was waving for silence. The teachers on either side of him were looking stony-faced. From where he sat, Harry could see a muscle going in Professor McGonagall's cheek. Snape looked as though someone had just fed him a large beaker of Skele-Gro.”


Iar asta dupa ce Lockhart le-a propus copiilor sa-l intrebe pe Plesneala cum se face o potiune a dragostei

„Professor Flitwick buried his face in his hands. Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.”

~Cand le preda Lupin...

„-He seems like a very good teacher, said Hermione approvingly. But I wish I could have had a turn with the boggart.
-What would it have been for you? said Ron, sniggering. A piece of homework that only got nine out of ten?”

~Iar asta cand Snape descopera Harta Strengarilor la Harry... si una dintre cele mai haioase parti xD

„Let me see, let me see... he muttered, taking out his wand and smoothing the map out on his desk. Reveal your secret! he said, touching the wand to the parchment.

Nothing happened. Harry clenched his hands to stop them from shaking.

Show yourself! Snape said, tapping the map sharply.
It stayed blank. Harry was taking deep, calming breaths.

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!" Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.

"Mooney presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugle git."
It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

Harry waited for the blow to fall.”

~Citata din emisiunea radio din "Talismanele Mortii":

"Oameni buni, ideea e sa nu va amagiti cu o falsa stare de siguranta, crezand ca Stii-Voi-Cine nu se afla in tara. Pate ca se afla, poate ca nu, insa sigur este faptul ca atunci cand vrea, se deplaseaza mai repede decat fuge Severus Plesneala de sampon"