Mai in gluma mai in serios!!!:)

[Desiree Rose Goth]

Prea tare

Scrisoare de la Romania

Dear George Bush Jr,

Pentru inceput vreau just to anuntz you that am ajuns cu bine in acest
country care esti originar mr. Dracula. Ai avut
dreptate when mi-ai spus ca un zbor in B52 with US division 72
aeropurtat poate schimba radical view of life. In plus,
boys din infanteria marine are such nice guys si distractivi! We had a
lot of fun si ce-am mai râs când unul din ei a
amorsat in gluma o grenade pe care a scapat-o down la aterizare si a
facut undragutz hole pe pista! Dupa cum am
vazut, probably este un joke la moda playing cu grenade, because in
airport erau many gauri on piste. Baiat with
grenade ajunge tommorow home in US and transmite you plz condoleantz to
his family! In airport I was ashteptat de
un beautyful girls band ("The girls from Capilna") care lives on the
"Chicken Mountain" - place where s-au nescut mr.
Dracula, Hagi & Tceaushesco. Newz ar fi ca the capital of Romania nu
esti Budapest ci Bucharest and chind am
ajus nu era nici o rainbow cum you have told me. In tot Bucharest este
trendy jucat whith grenades on street so the
asfalt is full of gauri. Am gasit nickname pentru acest tara and
I'm zis "Ten percent country" because only 10% din
street n-ai gauri, project Dracula Land it's ready 10% adiche numai s-a
dat numele), chind am cheutat investment
place all the factors responsabil said to me "10% & luat for free" (in
general comision for everything esti "zetce la
sut") and per totally, 10% din romini au 90% din PIB and 90% of
population have rest the 10% . Oameni are very
dragutz with americans and indiferent what you want, romini spune "OK
tatiku, dache ai bani se poate oritche". Ba
chiar, one brown romanian cherokee, chind ma plimbam on street, a
aratat me three blonds surori de-ai lui and told me to pick one & mergi
la hotel to see beauties of this town. Of corse am refused because you told me sa fii
careful at biologic bombs! Chind that indian a insistat am aratat the
big sergent Jones care ashtepta in mashin and
the indian said "a, eshti bulangiu!", cuvint care means goodbye.

Indeed, very nice people! Abia ashtept to go to Constantza to meet mr.
Kogalniceanu - the president of this beautiful
country, care dat nume airport pus la disposition for US troops. Also,
in acest summer (dache dureaza atit the war)
abia ashtept se vad palmiers, The Old Custom & cele 10.000 de swedish
turiste care come on this beach sa se
bronzezi topless, cum tells me mr.Aghaton.

So, vreau sa ask you a favor : if you really love me, amina plz.
the end of rezboi until september, ka se prindem shi
noi the sezon la "Marea Neagra" (means "The big black woman") se pot
shi eu se fac ski nautic tras de F17
Stealth sau se pot se me plimb with banana lui Botezatu la
statziunea to his grandmother ("Mamaia"). Deci, again
eu insist se help la mine cu that problem and I'll owe you forever.

Looking forward for the good news , with love, Marvin.