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[Crysella Blythe]

Eu mi le-am facut pe toate, dar am completat cu numele meu adevarat. Rezultate:


1. Fairy
Ember Goblinglow
She brings riches and wealth.
She lives where fireflies mate and breed.
She is only seen in the light of a full moon.
She wears dresses that glow with fiery colours and has gentle green wings like a butterfly.

I suppose ''she doesn't bring riches and wealth'' for herself
Urgh, I don't wanna live where firefles HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!
Yay, full moon... am I a siren of some sort?
I don't like the part with green wings (I am not a tree to have the colour of the leaves...) but the part about wearing glowing dresses is my favourite one


2. Mermaid
(subluceo aestivus)
With silvery scales over much of the body, the subluceo reflects light, glimmering and glinting as it reflects the sun below the waves.
The aestivus is noted as being one of the few poisonous subspecies, with sharp, dagger-like extensions to the tail and inner wrist, and snake-like fangs that exude deadly nerve toxins.
Note: Known for its alluring song, this variety is rarely quiet, luring sailors to their doom.

Oh gosh, am I Bella Cullen turned into a mermaid?


3. Unicorn
Buttercup Jolly Nostrils
Buttercup is a little bit crazy.
She is a jolly, brightly-coloured pony, and she dances in clouds of falling stars.

It's quite obvious that I am crazy as a person, let alone like an unicorn... but my name is not "The Cocks's Leg with Jolly Nostrils!" I don't have any breathing disorder and... what the hell... how is supposed a nostril to express it's happines? By breathing more air?...


4. Vampire
Musette Coleridge
Known in some parts of the world as:
Aradia of The Cursed
The Great Archives Record:
The cursed and the curser - bringing downfall and ill favour to kings and peasants alike!

Woooooow... Aradia? Like the daughter of Diana and Lucifer? Oh my Godless! And "I always wanted to know/How to kill a king/Use his madness against him/Forsake everything", like the song is saying


5. Witch
Your witch is the RANCID
Verucca Toadbruiser
She makes you fall on your bum for fun
and she likes to eat flies!
She has breath that could kill a man!

I have such a healthy diet... full of proteins! And the smell of my breath kills a man because it's too pleasant?


Concluzie: am aripi facute din frunze de stevie si leustean, imi place sa urmaresc mustele inmultindu-se, in timpul liber imi place sa ragusesc de atata cantat (dar macar omor marinari), dupa ce ma plictisesc de studiat actele sexuale ale mustelor le mananc si miros a ranced. As putea fi iubita lui Plesneala! Dar macar am nari vesele, aduc bogatii total dezinteresat (ca doar nu pot pentru mine) si, cel mai important, sunt fiica lui Lucifer si a Dianei!

Sfat: cine se pune cu mine isi ia muste-n gura!

(glumeam, desigur)