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Ma uitam monoton pe mugglenet, cautand ceva sa-mi atraga atentia si sa fac timpul sa treaca mai repede...cand...
Am dat peste o stire "Mark Reads Harry Potter". Ma gandeam ce poate fi special la asta, mai ales ca a ajuns o stire pe un site foarte cunoscut cu stiri din HP, insa mi-am dat seama cat de amuzant poate sa fie.

Pentru cei care stiu engleza si sunt fani obsedati de hp ( pentru ca sunt unii care citesc volumele o data si gata, nu se mai obosesc cu alte lucruri), chiar le recomand sa citeasca acest blog.
De ce? In primul rand o sa va aminteasca cum erati voi cand ati inceput sa cititi prima oara HP. O sa vedeti reactiile pe care poate le-ati avut si voi. Pe mine m-a amuzat reactia lui la necunoscut. Habar nu are ce se va intampla in continuare si face fel si fel de presupuneri.

Este vorba despre Mark care citeste prima data HP si isi impartaseste trairile si impresiile fiecarui capitol din carti.
In al doilea rand, o sa vedeti evolutia acestui tip, un sceptic de nota zece, care ia totul in gluma, crezand ca toata seria e o tampenie, si care ajunge sa se indragosteasca de aceasta carte la fel ca toti ceilalti cititori. Probabil asta este cea mai frumoasa parte.

Momentan a ajuns la HP si Printul Semi-Pur. Ca si cei de pe MuggleNet, ii uram si noi lui Mark lectura placuta in continuare.!

PS: Daca vreti sa cititi de la Piatra Filizofala, trebuie sa dati la ultima pagina. Eu am citit cateva capitole si deja am devenit dependenta. E prea funny. Prima experienta cu cartile este si cea mai frumoasa.

PS: Trebuie sa dati click pe fiecare capitol ca sa cititi in intregime intrarea. Asta ma seaca

http://markreadsharrypotter.buzznet.com/user/journal/

Wow...pare interesant
Ma apuc acum de citit.

Faza tare:

"how have i never read this before what is wrong with me"

=)))))))))))))))))

Sau:

My love affair with this book continues. I tried to find something to hate or mock or take the piss out of in this chapter. It was incredibly hard. Why is this? I wondered if my exposure to such a garbage series for 8-9 months of my life made everything else seem that much better. But this shit is pretty magical and I'm 26 years old.

Sau:

WAIT WHAT WHY THE FUCK IS HE GOING BACK TO THE DURSLEYS WHAT THE FUCK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
____________________________________

Are asta un stil de a comenta fazele cu omg si ah noo..where the fuck is my owl..where the fuck is my wand
=))))

Prea funny

=]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Tipul asta e genial )))))) Cred ca stiu ce o sa fac de acum inainte Ma apuc sa ii citesc blogul Si.. o sa fie uraaat Ve intrebati "de ce"? Paii..

"...because Dumbledore is a BIG GAY..."

=)))) Doamne ) Thanke, Kennya )

Da, am observat ca injura. Dar sunt chestii dastea common use.
Mai incolo se potoleste ca incepe sa-i placa seria si devine intrigat de ce se intampla.

Doamne am trecut de o faza in care a aratat cum isi imagineaza el viperinii si era o poza cu niste gotici daia excentrici =))))))))))))))))))

Oo daa =]]]]]]]] )))))) Deci tipul asta e un dar de la dumnezeu in zilele noroase, pe bune Cand nu ai ce face.. na, deschizi brausaru [:> ))))], te duci pe blogul lui si.. foc de voie

" * Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours' time by Mrs. Dursley's scream as..

HOLD ON A SECOND. A few hours' time? Look, Dumbledore, you could time your visit to when the moon wasn't out, but you couldn't time it so you wouldn't have to leave an INFANT HANGING OUT ON A STOOP UNTIL DAYTIME? What if Harry Potter woke up and wandered out to the street and got run over and then you didn't have a job being Dumbledore anymore? Huh? Huh?

)) =))) Genial.. ) Totusi, are dreptate

omg , Kennya , deci mor de ras Danke.
prea , prea dur si bestial...mai ales cand a comentat fraza cum venea Hagrid pe motocicleta cu Harry...a pus o poza cu ala din Motorhead , I think
Sau cand injura Oricum , cred ca sunt multe faze penale XD

Quote:Dear diary,

Hello diary. It's me again, Harry.

I woke up to the sound of Mrs. Dursley's voice. I always do. She sounds like a dying cat most days.1 She woke me up yelling again about her kid's birthday.

It's Dudley's birthday. Dudley is like a giant egg who beats me.2 And today is his birthday, which means today is more miserable than most days.

I'm dying over hereee =)))))

Da da e crima=)))))))))))))

"You don't use your eyes, any of you, do you?" she snapped. "Didn't you see what it was standing on?"
"The floor?" Harry suggested. "I wasn't looking at its feet, I was too busy with its heads."

"No, not the floor. It was standing on a trapdoor. It's obviously guarding something."

Well, holy shit. This just gets better and better.

Doamne ce spoilere dam aici=))))))))


oh man. I AM OFFICIALLY HOOKED ON HARRY POTTER oh god what are you doing to me J.K. Rowling i do not have time for a new obsession

Clar m-am indragostit de Mark =)))
Chiar daca e gay. Nu. Serios. Chiar e gay, la propriu!
(Scuzati-mi limbajul)
Am ajuns sa fac si dublu post din cauza asta.
Mai sunt si admina.

Dar serios acum. Trebuie sa cititi postul de la capitolul 15 din prima carte. =)))))
E monumental! Legendar! Epic! Fenomenal! Cum vreti voi sa-i spuneti!

http://markreadsharrypotter.buzznet.com/...sorcerers/

E cel mai tare dintre toate. Am ajuns pe la Ordinul Phoenix. La cateva review-uri chiar am plans. Tipul incepe sa devina din ce in ce mai serios si se regaseste in multe momente din carti. De la cum isi bateau alti joc de el, la saracie, la momentele de singuratate, problemele familiare, fuga de acasa cand avea 16 ani, pana la moartea tatalui sau.

Dar sa revin. Are niste replici de la "my boyfriend Hagrid" etc etc. Omul asta a avut o idee geniala cu blogul.

Si in final, ca sa-l citez pe Mark:
SHIT JUST GOT REAL