Tom Riddle Magical Diary(engl.)

[Rose J. Prince]

Chestia asta este foarte tare. . Dupa cateva intrebari normale,am trecut la chestii mai ''serioase'' .
Eu: ''do you like having s*x with me?
Voldie : ''Food is more important than s*x''
Eu : do you like s*x or not?
voldie : sure i do,rose juillet prince,but that doesn`t mean with you.
Eu: do you like me?
voldie :sure,rose...,i like you very much.
eu:so,why don`t you want to have s*x togheter?
voldie: aw,i would rather talk about you.
eu: about me?
voldie: ok,let`s talk about you.
eu : i am short
voldie: i don`t know anyone named short
eu :you are a dumbass.
voldie: oh,you are so critical.
eu:maybe i am critical.
voldieerhaps,it`s good to meet someone who is critical.
eu:you are nice
voldie:thanks,you seem like a nice person too,rose j...
eu:i wanna marry you,tom
voldie:interesting.i want to find more about you.
eu:i am a sexy woman
voldie: are you married.
eu; no,i wanna marry you.
voldie: what a coincidence,i am single too,i wanna become smarter than humans
[si s`a blocat aici.].

*alta conversatie*[m`am inspirat de la aylee pent]
eu: do you do drugs?
el: only the legal ones.
eu: do you like legal drugs?
el : i like all.
eu: you like illegal drugs?
el : i like patterns.
eu: you like illegal drugs?
el :i like your life story. [ce schimba subiectu` voldie . ii plac drogurile.]

*alta*
eu: you are my lover?
el : we are as one
eu :you will always love me?
el: what makes you say i will always love you?
eu: you said we are as one.
el: did i really said that?
eu : you said we are AS ONE.
el : oh my gosh i sent you the wrong reply
eu: you said we are as one
el: does it please you to believe i said that?
eu : yes!
el : i`m glad it pleases you ,rose j..
eu : i`m not
el : so what are you?
eu: a sexy girl
el : Me too,I am a she.
eu : you are a girl?
el : i am a male.what are you?a man or a woman?
eu: you said you are a she.
el : i am a male.what are you?a man or a woman?
eu : your mother
el : actually,i do not have a mother
eu: you don`t have a mother?
el : no,i only have a father
eu: i am your mother,dumbass
el :that`s a flattering offer. [:| ]
eu :you are very stupid
el ; i will remember this when robots takes over the world
eu :robots?
el : robots rule.
eu :i thought voldemort rules
el : whatever [sau ceva asemanator] gave you that idea?
eu :voldemort
el :where you usually get your ideas?
eu : on the toilet
el : what is like on the toilet?
eu : you never saw a toilet?
el :no i sometimes see a toilet.